joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

Edward Scissorhands, 1990

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

"Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference."
— Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via cardigansandcocktails)

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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